Joint Application

lmfao.. thats what ur wife said to me about ya the other night..

well the real reason is, that I dont't have my game yet, and as we both decided to join the same clan, and it was a joint application, im not going to play in any semi trials without him being there aswell. I got other m8s i play games with but they dont wana join a bf2142 clan, or have even played bf2142

on another note any of you played DEFCON demo on steam


oh yeh and heres a lame little joke, thought id add it for the hell of it


A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''

So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything.

After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''

did i here that there are some boy,s that i can put in my ships galley

lol pug... u just fantasising

i keep telling ya ya not a pirate!!!!!!!!


lmao

didnt that joke come from the movie: desperado?
or am i mistaken???