Application to join the clan

Hello gents...

Name's Cosmo, some of you know me but don't let that put you off...

I've recently left UF clan after being with them since the beginning (approx 1 year) and was a member of SAS-UK for around a year before that...

I'd like to join the ranks of FcUK... I've played alongside some of you a fair few times and against you at least the same amount of times...

I have my own headphones (can arrange for foam for the outside of them if that's a requirement for joining...)

My m8 hoolie joined, but regardless I still want to join...

I'm well over 21 and haven't dialed up since early 2004 (got a touch tone phone now...)

I'm willing to pay for server fees, I'll pinch it from hoolie's back pocket when he's not looking... It's only fair.. he nicks my kills anyway...

I'm working nights at the moment so tend to spend most time gaming during the week around 6-9pm but have the weekend to game for hours and tend to aswell...

I've been getting quite a lot of abuse from K recently because he's found a new game... (2142) so i've had to buy that just to shut him up (he does go on you know...) and W has been abusing me for about 2.5 years (quite enjoy that bit...)

I'm 40 (mental age of between 7 and 65 depending on how long i've been awake...)

I have a 10Mb Telewest connection, which, for a change, is working quite well at the moment... (I've been abusing telewest for months cos of crap connections...)

I play RvS and have just bought 2142 (damn... already said that.. sorry...) just to stop K whinging every morning on vent...

I try to play everyday but it's not always possible since i work nights at the moment...

I do play every weekend, sometimes straight through without sleep (which i suppose is not a good idea but i'm close to dying age anyway so it's not going to affect my lifespan so not bothered.. enjoy life while it's here...)

I have no sisters unfortunately but if W is coughing up for a swansea trip I'll throw in the hat for the "entertainment"...

I do have pictures of sisters but they're not for public viewing...

I hope these details are sufficient for your needs, if not please ask more or just delete me, both methods are quite effective...

Thanks for taking the time to read through my application and I hope to be up to your requirements for membership...

Come off it Dave i never give you abuse m8

Ya need to call it good Advice <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: --> <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->

Ive known Dave a good while sound lad but as his SIG says he is shit with frags <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: --> <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt="" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->

Thx_K

I'm happy to add... I'm not as bad with frags as G....

This point was proven last night.... I have witnesses...

By Cosmo
I'm happy to add... I'm not as bad with frags as G....

This point was proven last night.... I have witnesses...

Yea, I witnessed it. <!-- s8) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="" title="Cool" /><!-- s8) --> Thank God I was in the other team and managed to survive.

Good luck with your application, Dave.