Good old irish joke starring _Y

Murphy and _Y walking down the street when murphy comes across a mirror.
Murphy picks up the mirror and looks at it for some time pondering,
then handing it to _Y says "here _Y have a look, i recognise the face but cant put a name to it"

"its me ya silly fcuker so it is" replies _Y

haha i heard that one before! class!... heres a good one.......


An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the
subway.
They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear
a loud slap.

When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his
face.

The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but
fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".

The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on
that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."

The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the
blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"







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Wait for it!.......





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The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can
wallop that English fu*ker again"

It's great to be irish!

lol made me chuckle