Joke

3 newly wed men are sat in pub discussing there new wifes.

first man says
"i married a thai wife, when we got married i told her i want you to do the washing, the housework, make me a meal when i get homeand give me oral sex"
"the first day didnt see anything, the second she did the washing, on third everything was done"

second man says
"i married a brazilian wife, when we got married i told her i want you to do the washing the housework, make me a meal when i get home and have sex"
"the first day didnt see anything, the second she did the washing, on third everything was done"

the third man says
"i married a yorkshire lass, when we got married i told her i want you to do the washing, the housework, make me a meal when i get home and have anal sex"
"the first day didnt see anything, the second day didnt see anything. The third day the swelling was going down and i could just about make out figures"

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sad really
sad