Angry British Telecom Customer

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the guy was transported to the hospital? in shock? or at least deaf <!-- s8O --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt="8O" title="Shocked" /><!-- s8O -->

Crazy peeps those englishmen

Yeah I've been through that

This would be last year, pre-answering machine, there'd been at least three or four idiots a night calling and trying to sell me something. Usually I was quite polite (I'm not naturally an aggressive person) and told them thanks but no thanks. I was feeling a little pissed off at this particular time though...

So I pick up the phone and this guy with an indian accent says &quot;This is your mortgage company sir, we are wantings to talk to you about you about your mortgage.&quot;

With all the recent calls I was just looking for an excuse by now, and this jerk managed to give me the perfect opening. It was just too much to ignore....

&quot;I see. You're from my mortgage company, you say?&quot;

&quot;Yes sir, I am wantings to talk to you about your mortgage.&quot;

&quot;Well this is a fucking council house. So just how the fuck can you be from my mortgage company, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING MORTGAGE. Now for FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF AND STOP FUCKING CALLING ME!&quot;, and I slam the phone down.

It was like months of pent-up stress just evaporated with that. Five minutes later I'm at Amazon.co.uk and ordered an answering machine...

At the time I was still annoyed from the call the day before, where some bastard was trying to sell me insurance over the phone, and I was adamant that there was no way I was giving out any details to someone on the phone and could he send me the brochure in the post instead, and his only response was &quot;well this is how companys do business nowadays&quot;. Not with me they fucking don't, thank you very much, I'll choose just how and when I want to buy something and who from.

Bastards, the lot of them. Shoot the damn lot of them, bloody wasters who can't just become doley bums like normal, decent people.