NASA Communications

A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.
Houston calls the 1st monkey: "Houston to Monkey 1, adjust oxygen 20%, stop radar, phase to warp factor 3"
Monkey 1 to Houston: "Affirmitive Houston, all complete"
Houston to Monkey 2: "Switch off engine 3 & start radiation shield, adjust anti-gravitational throttle"
Monkey 2 to Houston: "Affirmitive Houston, all complete"
Houston to Woman: "Feed the Monkies and don't touch a fcuking thing.!!"

How Ironic... That's exactly what the doctor said to my mother when i was born... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s8) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="" title="Cool" /><!-- s8) -->

How Ironic... That's exactly what the doctor said to my mother when i was born... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> <!-- s8) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_cool.gif" alt="" title="Cool" /><!-- s8) -->

I`m srry Letterman....as far as I can recall he said: "Is that the best you can do ?"
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