Dear Dad Letter....Brilliant!!

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was
astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter, with trembling hands: "Dear, Dad. "It is
with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my
new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
"I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, tattoos,
her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
"But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said
that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a
stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children. "Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves,
and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. "In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves
it!! "Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know
your many grandchildren. "Love, your son, Joshua. "P.S.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report
that's on my desk. "I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home."