joke
14 years 8 months ago #30722
by FcUK_U
joke was created by FcUK_U
A womans dead body was found this morning with semen in her eyes
the police say she probably saw the killer coming!
the police say she probably saw the killer coming!
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14 years 8 months ago #30735
by FcUK_A
Replied by FcUK_A on topic joke
Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know.
One day Police raid the brothel and line all the girls up outside.
Suzie's gran walks past and sees her.
Quick thinking Suzie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue.
When the Police get to Suzie's gran, they are surprised and ask her 'how do you do it at your age?'
She replies, I take my teeth out, peel back the skin and suck 'em until they're dry.
One day Police raid the brothel and line all the girls up outside.
Suzie's gran walks past and sees her.
Quick thinking Suzie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue.
When the Police get to Suzie's gran, they are surprised and ask her 'how do you do it at your age?'
She replies, I take my teeth out, peel back the skin and suck 'em until they're dry.
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